Punch Nib

Punch Nib
Can anyone tell me why?

I returned to my hometown for a holiday and met a guy who went to school with After talking for a while he said sorry then wrote in my cap d1ck pen and then on my elbow. I was angry and tried to punch him, but was distracted and said mouse traps do not work. Then a trap door opened and I fell into a giant mouse trap. But it was not working and I was trapped in a big pot with a giant mousetrap

OH SH * T IS SOME SERIOUS BUSINESS GOTS to dismiss fungi